A) Can you say....WHINING? Not a dentist's drill...not a baby crying....
B) ....WHINING: "to protest or complain in a childish, annoying fashion."
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
2- WANT TO KNOW WHICH DIRECTION OUR AMER-I-CAN SOCIETY IS HEADED?....
A) Start observing around you as you drive anywhere, anytime...or maybe you have!
B) "What do you mean that turn signals have now been eliminated from all autos? Anyways, who needs 'em when most drivers have taken over the right to turn whenever they please, excluding YOU, the good driver! Check it out...turn signals DON'T blink anymore, right?"
C) "HOLD ON, GERTIE...WE CAN BEAT 'EM TO THAT THERE UPCOMING TURN! PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON ONLY IF'N WE GET STOPPED BY THE PO-LICE...."
D) "Can you keep on movin' in our Taco Bell order line? We don't have time for you to make up your mind at the menu outside! Taco Bell times us, Sweetie!!!"
E) "NO SUGAR ADDED!"
"Does that mean that there was SUGAR already in my ice cream before you printed "No sugar added" on the package?" "Sorry...I'll check with our company group of lawyers! You should receive a reply by January 1st, 2012."
F)
B) "What do you mean that turn signals have now been eliminated from all autos? Anyways, who needs 'em when most drivers have taken over the right to turn whenever they please, excluding YOU, the good driver! Check it out...turn signals DON'T blink anymore, right?"
C) "HOLD ON, GERTIE...WE CAN BEAT 'EM TO THAT THERE UPCOMING TURN! PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON ONLY IF'N WE GET STOPPED BY THE PO-LICE...."
D) "Can you keep on movin' in our Taco Bell order line? We don't have time for you to make up your mind at the menu outside! Taco Bell times us, Sweetie!!!"
E) "NO SUGAR ADDED!"
"Does that mean that there was SUGAR already in my ice cream before you printed "No sugar added" on the package?" "Sorry...I'll check with our company group of lawyers! You should receive a reply by January 1st, 2012."
F)
Friday, May 20, 2011
1- A 7th BLOG Is BORN...GREAT 'CAUSE SATIRE HUMOR Is....F-U-N!!.....
"F-L-A-S-H! We interrupt our regular programming of 'One Life To Snooze' to bring you, uh, this latest White House bulletin...our prez, ah, has chosen a Big Mac for his uh, uh Thursday lunch!! We expect, hmm, him momentarily to step up to the, uh, uh, uh 'prompter' to describe to Amer-i-ca the ingredients, uh, ah of the Big, hmmmmm, Mac and why they will be banned, ah, from the menus of our dining pleasures!
Hey, good Amer-i-cans, you know that your fed government knows better than you and your family...c'mon!!"
Hey, good Amer-i-cans, you know that your fed government knows better than you and your family...c'mon!!"
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