A) "Well, howd'ja like my Ohioian pork barbecue stacked up good 'n high on our homemade potato
bun, huh?" the restaurant owner proudly asked, observing the little ol' lady seated at her
cafe table taking one bite, with the cameraman moving in for a close-up.
B) "CAPHOEY!" she yelled, spitting out her mouth's contents clear across the room, hitting a
preacher square upside his hairpiece on top, making it twirl! "This is the worse dang barbecue
I done ever tasted in my entire life! Quick, gimme a swig of that iced tea, Myrtle, afore I
strangle myself right here beside ya on this here television program, you know!"
C) .......more.....
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