10- READY?....WHO DOES The MAKE-UP And HAIR For The HUNDREDS Of.......

A) ...ON-AIR TV news media and weather persons?
B) Have you noticed how 99.7% of all CNN, FOX News and even local Virginia TV stations, if they 
        still exist, ALLLLLLL look alike?...long "blonde" hair, a few dark haired...", perfect" facial 
        make-up masks?...backs rigid...faked bantering laughs between co-workers?
C) BUT...there is still that problem with enough NOT mastering that needed skill of being able to 
        actually READ the news or weather off the 'Obama-prompter'!
D) 

9- JUST ONCE?...EVER WATCH ONE OF THOSE "FOOD" PROGRAMS?....

A) "Well, howd'ja like my Ohioian pork barbecue stacked up good 'n high on our homemade potato 
           bun, huh?" the restaurant owner proudly asked, observing the little ol' lady seated at her
           cafe table taking one bite, with the cameraman moving in for a close-up.
B) "CAPHOEY!" she yelled, spitting out her mouth's contents clear across the room, hitting a 
           preacher square upside his hairpiece on top, making it twirl!  "This is the worse dang barbecue
           I done ever tasted in my entire life!  Quick, gimme a swig of that iced tea, Myrtle, afore I 
           strangle myself right here beside ya on this here television program, you know!"


C) .......more.....