A) ...ON-AIR TV news media and weather persons?
B) Have you noticed how 99.7% of all CNN, FOX News and even local Virginia TV stations, if they
still exist, ALLLLLLL look alike?...long "blonde" hair, a few dark haired...", perfect" facial
make-up masks?...backs rigid...faked bantering laughs between co-workers?
C) BUT...there is still that problem with enough NOT mastering that needed skill of being able to
actually READ the news or weather off the 'Obama-prompter'!
D)
Monday, September 26, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
9- JUST ONCE?...EVER WATCH ONE OF THOSE "FOOD" PROGRAMS?....
A) "Well, howd'ja like my Ohioian pork barbecue stacked up good 'n high on our homemade potato
bun, huh?" the restaurant owner proudly asked, observing the little ol' lady seated at her
cafe table taking one bite, with the cameraman moving in for a close-up.
B) "CAPHOEY!" she yelled, spitting out her mouth's contents clear across the room, hitting a
preacher square upside his hairpiece on top, making it twirl! "This is the worse dang barbecue
I done ever tasted in my entire life! Quick, gimme a swig of that iced tea, Myrtle, afore I
strangle myself right here beside ya on this here television program, you know!"
C) .......more.....
bun, huh?" the restaurant owner proudly asked, observing the little ol' lady seated at her
cafe table taking one bite, with the cameraman moving in for a close-up.
B) "CAPHOEY!" she yelled, spitting out her mouth's contents clear across the room, hitting a
preacher square upside his hairpiece on top, making it twirl! "This is the worse dang barbecue
I done ever tasted in my entire life! Quick, gimme a swig of that iced tea, Myrtle, afore I
strangle myself right here beside ya on this here television program, you know!"
C) .......more.....
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
8- "W--A-V-E-R-S and S-M-I-L-E-R-S!".....
A) "W-A-V-E-R-S and S-M-I-L-E-R-S!"
B) And where does our Amer-i-can society ALWAYS find 'em?
C) They were at the Iowa Fair this past week and weekend, during the many outside, in-person interviews of Republican candidates. And what happens? They're standing, many of them, in the background. When they see the red lights come on, to the sides, that means a "LIVE" TV picture is being transmitted to millions out and about the country. W-A-V-E, everyone standing behind, and
S-M-I-L-E 'cause you can SEE yourself smiling and waving on the prompter behind the cameras!!
D) Manhattan early in the mornings, outside a news studio? Yes, the W-A-V-E-R-S and
S-M-I-E-L-E-R-S are there, early, waiting until the news' celebs venture outside! "They" know to watch for those red lights and, YES! YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF!
Did YOU arise early, or the night before, and whup up a poster to flash at the red light?
E) OH MI GA! The folks back in Bozeman, Montana or Charlottesville, Virginia saw YOU...waving and smiling...on TV! "Hey, man, with the kid on your shoulders, MOVE IT! You're standing in front of my girlfriend...WAVING and SMILING!!"
F)
B) And where does our Amer-i-can society ALWAYS find 'em?
C) They were at the Iowa Fair this past week and weekend, during the many outside, in-person interviews of Republican candidates. And what happens? They're standing, many of them, in the background. When they see the red lights come on, to the sides, that means a "LIVE" TV picture is being transmitted to millions out and about the country. W-A-V-E, everyone standing behind, and
S-M-I-L-E 'cause you can SEE yourself smiling and waving on the prompter behind the cameras!!
D) Manhattan early in the mornings, outside a news studio? Yes, the W-A-V-E-R-S and
S-M-I-E-L-E-R-S are there, early, waiting until the news' celebs venture outside! "They" know to watch for those red lights and, YES! YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF!
Did YOU arise early, or the night before, and whup up a poster to flash at the red light?
E) OH MI GA! The folks back in Bozeman, Montana or Charlottesville, Virginia saw YOU...waving and smiling...on TV! "Hey, man, with the kid on your shoulders, MOVE IT! You're standing in front of my girlfriend...WAVING and SMILING!!"
F)
Sunday, August 7, 2011
7- LATEST CABLE TV PROGRAM To WOW You This Summer?....
A) And I'm sooooooooooooooo excited, waiting to view the first one!
B) Ready? "HILLBILLY HandFishin'!"
C) You probably are waiting with baited 'HoJo's' breath to know the plot:
down in the South a group of chums walk along a cre'k or low stream digging around and back
under the bank with their bare feet and hands trying to locate a....CATFISH! Yes, a CATFISH!!
When someone FEELS one in the MUD, especially with their feet, they reach down and lift the
critter up for all to scream and laugh with victory excitement! Yep, you got it....
D) Did I mention all of the FUN the group has, laughing and giggling and squealing?
E) Sorry...no more descriptions.
B) Ready? "HILLBILLY HandFishin'!"
C) You probably are waiting with baited 'HoJo's' breath to know the plot:
down in the South a group of chums walk along a cre'k or low stream digging around and back
under the bank with their bare feet and hands trying to locate a....CATFISH! Yes, a CATFISH!!
When someone FEELS one in the MUD, especially with their feet, they reach down and lift the
critter up for all to scream and laugh with victory excitement! Yep, you got it....
D) Did I mention all of the FUN the group has, laughing and giggling and squealing?
E) Sorry...no more descriptions.
6- AND WHAT ABOUT OUR AMER-I-CAN executive branch of U.S. GOVERNMENT?....
A) Oh, do you mean the bumbling, stumbling and leaderless White House resident?
B) Or do you mean the Cabinet who cannot "see" straight?
C) Wait...we can't find the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
D) He's now "campaigner-'n-chief" driving around OUR country in a tax-payer bus, caravan, called "The Bus To Nowhere!"!
E) WE NEED A C-H-A-N-G-E, AMERICA, before the America we know and care about is...a thing in the distant past!
F) Do you fancy seeing our AMERICA listed in the history books as the United States of Europe?
G)
B) Or do you mean the Cabinet who cannot "see" straight?
C) Wait...we can't find the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
D) He's now "campaigner-'n-chief" driving around OUR country in a tax-payer bus, caravan, called "The Bus To Nowhere!"!
E) WE NEED A C-H-A-N-G-E, AMERICA, before the America we know and care about is...a thing in the distant past!
F) Do you fancy seeing our AMERICA listed in the history books as the United States of Europe?
G)
Friday, July 29, 2011
5- WHAT ONE WORD Or VERBAL EXPRESSION Is The MOST UNIVERSALLY USED One In The ENTIRE WORLD?......
A) PONDER that one for a bit! Answer coming up soon....
B) ...and the answer is........."OK"
C) This researcher dug around a bit, trying to uncover a definitive ONE source for the origin of this expression,
but there were many possibilities! Will try to narrow the real origin down to...maybe one.
D)
B) ...and the answer is........."OK"
C) This researcher dug around a bit, trying to uncover a definitive ONE source for the origin of this expression,
but there were many possibilities! Will try to narrow the real origin down to...maybe one.
D)
Monday, July 4, 2011
4- DO Y-O-U WANT OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHETHER YOU CAN CHOOSE And Dine on FRENCHY FRIES At Your FAVE SmackDonald's?......
A) Well, do you? Ponder a bit....
B) Otay, I've pondered a bit! NO!! Sometimes a small bag of glistening-with-oil frenchy fries that
have been plopped into my logoed bag, along with a miniature 99-cent double-cheeburger
covered by a lettuce leaf the size of a football, NO napkins, excites my tasty buds...until I realize
that the 7, count 'em, 7 frenchy fries are, uh, cold upon sticking my fingers into the bag to begin
my adventure with America's national potato treasures.
C) Next thang, the "fed" will try to BAN our official Amer-i-can camp song dessert--S'MORES!!
D) Stand up, AMERICA, and, instead, BAN our entire FEDERAL GOVERNMENT and send 'em
packing off to southern Mexico! And turn OUR White House and grounds into a special home for
families of our honorable men and women killed in foreign war actions!
E)
B) Otay, I've pondered a bit! NO!! Sometimes a small bag of glistening-with-oil frenchy fries that
have been plopped into my logoed bag, along with a miniature 99-cent double-cheeburger
covered by a lettuce leaf the size of a football, NO napkins, excites my tasty buds...until I realize
that the 7, count 'em, 7 frenchy fries are, uh, cold upon sticking my fingers into the bag to begin
my adventure with America's national potato treasures.
C) Next thang, the "fed" will try to BAN our official Amer-i-can camp song dessert--S'MORES!!
D) Stand up, AMERICA, and, instead, BAN our entire FEDERAL GOVERNMENT and send 'em
packing off to southern Mexico! And turn OUR White House and grounds into a special home for
families of our honorable men and women killed in foreign war actions!
E)
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