A) "W-A-V-E-R-S and S-M-I-L-E-R-S!"
B) And where does our Amer-i-can society ALWAYS find 'em?
C) They were at the Iowa Fair this past week and weekend, during the many outside, in-person interviews of Republican candidates. And what happens? They're standing, many of them, in the background. When they see the red lights come on, to the sides, that means a "LIVE" TV picture is being transmitted to millions out and about the country. W-A-V-E, everyone standing behind, and
S-M-I-L-E 'cause you can SEE yourself smiling and waving on the prompter behind the cameras!!
D) Manhattan early in the mornings, outside a news studio? Yes, the W-A-V-E-R-S and
S-M-I-E-L-E-R-S are there, early, waiting until the news' celebs venture outside! "They" know to watch for those red lights and, YES! YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF!
Did YOU arise early, or the night before, and whup up a poster to flash at the red light?
E) OH MI GA! The folks back in Bozeman, Montana or Charlottesville, Virginia saw YOU...waving and smiling...on TV! "Hey, man, with the kid on your shoulders, MOVE IT! You're standing in front of my girlfriend...WAVING and SMILING!!"
F)
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
7- LATEST CABLE TV PROGRAM To WOW You This Summer?....
A) And I'm sooooooooooooooo excited, waiting to view the first one!
B) Ready? "HILLBILLY HandFishin'!"
C) You probably are waiting with baited 'HoJo's' breath to know the plot:
down in the South a group of chums walk along a cre'k or low stream digging around and back
under the bank with their bare feet and hands trying to locate a....CATFISH! Yes, a CATFISH!!
When someone FEELS one in the MUD, especially with their feet, they reach down and lift the
critter up for all to scream and laugh with victory excitement! Yep, you got it....
D) Did I mention all of the FUN the group has, laughing and giggling and squealing?
E) Sorry...no more descriptions.
B) Ready? "HILLBILLY HandFishin'!"
C) You probably are waiting with baited 'HoJo's' breath to know the plot:
down in the South a group of chums walk along a cre'k or low stream digging around and back
under the bank with their bare feet and hands trying to locate a....CATFISH! Yes, a CATFISH!!
When someone FEELS one in the MUD, especially with their feet, they reach down and lift the
critter up for all to scream and laugh with victory excitement! Yep, you got it....
D) Did I mention all of the FUN the group has, laughing and giggling and squealing?
E) Sorry...no more descriptions.
6- AND WHAT ABOUT OUR AMER-I-CAN executive branch of U.S. GOVERNMENT?....
A) Oh, do you mean the bumbling, stumbling and leaderless White House resident?
B) Or do you mean the Cabinet who cannot "see" straight?
C) Wait...we can't find the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
D) He's now "campaigner-'n-chief" driving around OUR country in a tax-payer bus, caravan, called "The Bus To Nowhere!"!
E) WE NEED A C-H-A-N-G-E, AMERICA, before the America we know and care about is...a thing in the distant past!
F) Do you fancy seeing our AMERICA listed in the history books as the United States of Europe?
G)
B) Or do you mean the Cabinet who cannot "see" straight?
C) Wait...we can't find the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
D) He's now "campaigner-'n-chief" driving around OUR country in a tax-payer bus, caravan, called "The Bus To Nowhere!"!
E) WE NEED A C-H-A-N-G-E, AMERICA, before the America we know and care about is...a thing in the distant past!
F) Do you fancy seeing our AMERICA listed in the history books as the United States of Europe?
G)
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