"F-L-A-S-H! We interrupt our regular programming of 'One Life To Snooze' to bring you, uh, this latest White House bulletin...our prez, ah, has chosen a Big Mac for his uh, uh Thursday lunch!! We expect, hmm, him momentarily to step up to the, uh, uh, uh 'prompter' to describe to Amer-i-ca the ingredients, uh, ah of the Big, hmmmmm, Mac and why they will be banned, ah, from the menus of our dining pleasures!
Hey, good Amer-i-cans, you know that your fed government knows better than you and your family...c'mon!!"
